We are: Awesome (says Darcey. This was agreed upon by everyone else. We are a very modest bunch).  We are also a theatre collective who believes there is just as much merit in silly theatre as there is in “daring new theatre”, both for the audience, the actors, and the sustainability of theatre in a world of TV and movies. 

While some theatre has always been serious, some theatre was the original sitcom. We believe that theatre, as a form of entertainment, should be entertaining. We love theatre. We think you should too. We also think that we have the brains, the heart and the courage (not to mention the ruby shoes) to make theatre that you might enjoy. If we are being totally honest and not just cheeky with a pun: the purpose of No Porpoise will always be to create quality theatre that is imaginative, inventive, and a joyful celebration of what it is to be ridiculous human beings.  How lucky we are that life is such a series of adventures!


WORTHY ( a Creative QUest)

We're on a creative quest to research and write a play about King Arthur and kidney transplants.
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Treasure Island

@ SOLAR STAGE, Toronto. May 26 to July 1

Written by No Porpoise playwright Katie Leamen! Solar Stage's highly acclaimed adaptation brings new life to Stevenson’s classic through virtuosic performances and big laughs. Coming fresh off of 4 Dora Mavor Moore Award nominations, the cast of four shines in full historical costume while athletically swapping amongst a myriad of lively characters.The production is sponsored by Pirate Life, so get your camera ready for a pic with a pirate before the show!

Tickets at solarstage.on.ca

Ages 5 and up
Running time about 1 hour
Photo of the first cast read-through by Dahlia Katz

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A Christmas Carol Comedy - TORONTO PREMIERE

CONFIRMED: A Christmas Carol Comedy will be making its official TORONTO PREMIERE this December 2018. More info to come soon, but get excited!!! WHOOOOO!!! (This is both our sound of celebration and the Ghost of Jacob Marley's favourite word) #christmascarolcomedy

This Toronto premiere has been 4 years in the making; read about our 2016 Christmas Carol Comedy Tour OR our 2014 Production at the Waterford Old Town Hall

Photo of Jesse Buck (Scrooge) and Sean Sullivan (Ghost of Marley) by John Gundy

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... and maybe are doing again. A preview of our previous productions and what other people said about them.